Virtual GOATSE Lair

Hi there, this is a foul place that will eventually be the home of the CSS Goatse man. He was the coolest guy who ever lived, so I will create a CSS reproduction of his life's greatest work. I also have a game that works on your browser, that you can play by clicking the link below.

The world will tremble in terror and rue the day that it wronged me. We live in a society, and that society will soon be punished.

Until then, you will now experience a mere fraction of it power:

What is my name? Who am I? What are my ultimate goals? All of these will be revealed shortly, like a flame erupting from your own anus.

Why the world needs CSS Goatse:

Play My Shitty Game!