Hi there, this is a foul place that will eventually be the home of the CSS Goatse man. He was the coolest guy who ever lived, so I will create a CSS reproduction of his life's greatest work.
The world will tremble in terror and rue the day that it wronged me. We live in a society, and that society will soon be punished.
Until then, you will now experience a mere fraction of it power:
What is my name? Who am I? What are my ultimate goals? All of these will be revealed shortly, like a flame erupting from your own anus.
Why the world needs CSS Goatse:
- The world needs to be cleansed with purifying fire
- Everyone who was mean to me in middle school needs to pay
- Capitalism